You Need

The Amazing
GARDENing NON-SPORK*

Do you hate weeding?

Do you struggle with garden digging?

Do you avoid going outdoors for fear of large, hairy monsters?

Well, NOT ANY MORE!

The Amazing Gardening Non-Spork eliminates all that!

Remember:
"Don't be a dork, use the Non-Spork!"

*For the Brain-Dead: Please note that this site is meant as humorous parody and we are not really selling anything.  The origin was a 5th-grade homework assignment.

last updated on May 21, 2008